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src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/03949bb72974da15c3129c45326f20f3/tumblr_mkoq15l9BU1s2tbrwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://benjameme.net/post/47025364005/dramatic-chipmunk-2007-2013-benjameme-012-oil">benjamemes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw"><em>Dramatic Chipmunk, 2007</em></a>, 2013</p> <p>BENJAMEME .012</p> <p>Oil on vellum</p> </blockquote> <p>newest one!</p>http://whenparentstext.tumblr.com/post/47054847122http://whenparentstext.tumblr.com/post/47054847122Wed, 03 Apr 2013 18:23:10 -0400MOM: I think the man that did our taxes is out of jail im gonna see if i can get a copy of themhttp://whenparentstext.tumblr.com/post/45836216768http://whenparentstext.tumblr.com/post/45836216768Wed, 20 Mar 2013 10:44:46 -0400taxeswhenparentstext<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d2c9f3a252699b4fc1687e2090a692b7/tumblr_mj9weiuZWT1s2tbrwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://benjameme.net/post/44763453070/trouble-2013-2013-benjameme-010-oil-on">benjamemes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>“<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLI4EuDckgM">Trouble”, 2013</a>, </em>2013</p> <p>BENJAMEME .010</p> <p>Oil on vellum</p> </blockquote>http://whenparentstext.tumblr.com/post/45428818030http://whenparentstext.tumblr.com/post/45428818030Fri, 15 Mar 2013 13:40:47 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a9c7348a87dd11b263260ead39973032/tumblr_miqij1Ynqz1s2tbrwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://benjameme.net/post/43902526095/grumpy-cat-2012-2013-benjameme-009-oil-on">benjamemes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em><a href="http://www.grumpycats.com/">Grumpy Cat 2012</a></em>, 2013</p> <p>BENJAMEME .009</p> <p>Oil on vellum </p> </blockquote>http://whenparentstext.tumblr.com/post/45424663774http://whenparentstext.tumblr.com/post/45424663774Fri, 15 Mar 2013 12:24:43 -0400MOM: will you go out tonight and party with your friends or stay home and eat meatballs alone again?<br /> ME: meatballs<br /> MOM: please go out I want grandchildrenhttp://whenparentstext.tumblr.com/post/45424382855http://whenparentstext.tumblr.com/post/45424382855Fri, 15 Mar 2013 12:19:19 -0400ME: I hate stats<br /> MOM: I’m sorry<br /> ME: seriously, it makes no sense. who created this stuff??<br /> MOM: Menhttp://whenparentstext.tumblr.com/post/43905242029http://whenparentstext.tumblr.com/post/43905242029Sun, 24 Feb 2013 12:48:11 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7f133c354e7e8525597f71bd62c856da/tumblr_mic62tJfDO1s2tbrwo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://benjameme.net/post/43262864261/ermahgerd-2012-2013-benjameme-008-oil-on">benjamemes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ermahgerd"><em>Ermahgerd 2012</em></a>, 2013</p> <p>BENJAMEME .008</p> <p>Oil on vellum </p> </blockquote> <p><span>I’m speaking at the Li.st Summit today about Benjamemes and WPT. </span><a href="http://thelistsummit.eventbrite.com/"><a href="http://thelistsummit.eventbrite.com/">http://thelistsummit.eventbrite.com/</a></a></p> <p>Wish me luck!</p>http://whenparentstext.tumblr.com/post/43312820340http://whenparentstext.tumblr.com/post/43312820340Sun, 17 Feb 2013 10:10:17 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a1537c28e8295dbbc3fa9efa6a6ba07d/tumblr_mi7y7ru4Hp1qed9epo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>THE TIME HAS FINALLY ARRIVED!! 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People are into that Thai shithttp://whenparentstext.tumblr.com/post/42867065806http://whenparentstext.tumblr.com/post/42867065806Mon, 11 Feb 2013 16:30:00 -0500MOM: Political idea: since we have full body scans, lets combine TSA/OBGYN Get a security check, mammogam, and pap test at the same time!http://whenparentstext.tumblr.com/post/42802226030http://whenparentstext.tumblr.com/post/42802226030Sun, 10 Feb 2013 20:17:08 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cf5b2719d30652332f2e7877f686274d/tumblr_mhuxxrMfqY1s2tbrwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://benjameme.net/post/42507923390/hillary-on-top-the-hillary-prints-are-ready">benjamemes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Hillary on top.</p> <p>The Hillary prints are ready. 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Probs gonna have a third tooth pulled. :-(<br /> ME: What??? Are these things connected…? I’m so confused.<br /> MOM: Ok, I just laughed so hard I cried!!!!! GUM! GUM, not bum!!!!!http://whenparentstext.tumblr.com/post/41869935573http://whenparentstext.tumblr.com/post/41869935573Wed, 30 Jan 2013 11:15:51 -0500ME: Did you ever smoke while you were pregnant with me? Be honest<br /> MOM: No<br /> (5 minutes later)<br /> MOM: fine I had wine and a cig at my internship going away party and vomited into my briefcase on the train on the way home. Nice memory.http://whenparentstext.tumblr.com/post/41785067667http://whenparentstext.tumblr.com/post/41785067667Tue, 29 Jan 2013 09:49:57 -0500