Pocketo

  • ME: Hey, did you call? What’s up?
  • DAD: No. I pocket dialed you.
  • ME: Oh, so you didn’t want to talk?
  • DAD: Nope. Talk to you later.
  • ME: I see how it is. Your pocket likes me more than you do.
  • DAD: Yes, it has quite the social life. It makes a lot of calls.
  • (Next morning)
  • ME: Good morning, Pocket. Hope you have a good day. Tell your wearer that I need a dentist appointment if you could.
  • DAD: Master of the pants indicates the appt is set. Pants are from Spain so please refer to me as Pocketo.
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