Christmas Lists

  • ME: Tomorrow I’m gonna shop for Christmas presents!
  • DAD: Where’s your list?
  • ME: Oh. Whoops!
  • DAD: It was due on Friday. You’re getting an incomplete.
  • MOM: No, you’re FAILING
  • DAD: I’m docking you a whole letter grade.
  • MOM: Due dates are set in stone. There is no negotiation.
  • DAD: And I’m moving the final exam and not telling you what classroom it will be in.
  • ME: No fair.
  • DAD: Fair? Fair? Do you smell popcorn? Do you see a ferris wheel?
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