Christmas Lists
| ME: | Tomorrow I’m gonna shop for Christmas presents! |
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| DAD: | Where’s your list? |
| ME: | Oh. Whoops! |
| DAD: | It was due on Friday. You’re getting an incomplete. |
| MOM: | No, you’re FAILING |
| DAD: | I’m docking you a whole letter grade. |
| MOM: | Due dates are set in stone. There is no negotiation. |
| DAD: | And I’m moving the final exam and not telling you what classroom it will be in. |
| ME: | No fair. |
| DAD: | Fair? Fair? Do you smell popcorn? Do you see a ferris wheel? |
