Beer Olympics
| Mom: | are you going to celebrate now that you are finished with junior year? |
|---|---|
| Me: | yes! I am going to play beer olympics with some friends |
| Mom: | what’s that? |
| Me: | you get a team together, pick a country, and play drinking games |
| Mom: | okay have fun, but don’t go for the gold |
| (5 minutes later) | |
| Mom: | and Dad says don’t even go for the bronze |
