Statistics
| ME: | I hate stats |
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| MOM: | I’m sorry |
| ME: | seriously, it makes no sense. who created this stuff?? |
| MOM: | Men |
WHEN PARENTS TEXT
small keypad, old hands
Ermahgerd 2012, 2013
BENJAMEME .008
Oil on vellum
I’m speaking at the Li.st Summit today about Benjamemes and WPT. http://thelistsummit.eventbrite.com/
Wish me luck!
THE TIME HAS FINALLY ARRIVED!! OUR APP IS HERE AND WE ARE OVERJOYED TO SHARE IT WITH YOU, OUR WONDERFUL AND DEDICATED FAN BASE.
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! WE LOVE YOU.
LOVE,
SOPHIA AND LAUREN
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Lay's Chip Contest
| ME: | I submitted a flavor to the Lay’s chip contest – Chicken Pad Thai. |
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| MOM: | Good one! People are into that Thai shit |
TSA/OBGYN
| MOM: | Political idea: since we have full body scans, lets combine TSA/OBGYN Get a security check, mammogam, and pap test at the same time! |
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Hillary on top.
The Hillary prints are ready. Order yours HERE.
the internet hanging out together.
Rum & Coke
| ME: | I need to write a paper about an important recipe in my family like something that’s been passed down. |
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| MOM: | Rum and coke |
| ME: | How does that make sense |
| MOM: | I made it and now you make it I PASSED IT DOWN |
| MOM: | and it’s important |
Texts From Hillary Clinton 2012, 2013
BENJAMEME .007
Oil on vellum
newest painting! prints available here: http://benjameme.net/shop
this could be my new fav.
Bum Surgery
| MOM: | Dad just had his bum sliced open because of an infection. Probs gonna have a third tooth pulled. :-( |
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| ME: | What??? Are these things connected…? I’m so confused. |
| MOM: | Ok, I just laughed so hard I cried!!!!! GUM! GUM, not bum!!!!! |
Nice Memory
| ME: | Did you ever smoke while you were pregnant with me? Be honest |
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| MOM: | No |
| (5 minutes later) | |
| MOM: | fine I had wine and a cig at my internship going away party and vomited into my briefcase on the train on the way home. Nice memory. |
