Statistics

ME: I hate stats
MOM: I’m sorry
ME: seriously, it makes no sense. who created this stuff??
MOM: Men


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benjamemes:

Ermahgerd 2012, 2013
BENJAMEME .008
Oil on vellum 

I’m speaking at the Li.st Summit today about Benjamemes and WPT. http://thelistsummit.eventbrite.com/

Wish me luck!

benjamemes:

Ermahgerd 2012, 2013

BENJAMEME .008

Oil on vellum 

I’m speaking at the Li.st Summit today about Benjamemes and WPT. http://thelistsummit.eventbrite.com/

Wish me luck!


THE TIME HAS FINALLY ARRIVED!! OUR APP IS HERE AND WE ARE OVERJOYED TO SHARE IT WITH YOU, OUR WONDERFUL AND DEDICATED FAN BASE.
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! WE LOVE YOU.
LOVE,
SOPHIA AND LAUREN
CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD: http://bit.ly/11ILnEO

THE TIME HAS FINALLY ARRIVED!! OUR APP IS HERE AND WE ARE OVERJOYED TO SHARE IT WITH YOU, OUR WONDERFUL AND DEDICATED FAN BASE.

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! WE LOVE YOU.

LOVE,

SOPHIA AND LAUREN

CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD: http://bit.ly/11ILnEO


Lay's Chip Contest

ME: I submitted a flavor to the Lay’s chip contest – Chicken Pad Thai.
MOM: Good one! People are into that Thai shit


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TSA/OBGYN

MOM: Political idea: since we have full body scans, lets combine TSA/OBGYN Get a security check, mammogam, and pap test at the same time!


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benjamemes:

Hillary on top.
The Hillary prints are ready. Order yours HERE.

the internet hanging out together.

benjamemes:

Hillary on top.

The Hillary prints are ready. Order yours HERE.

the internet hanging out together.


Rum & Coke

ME: I need to write a paper about an important recipe in my family like something that’s been passed down.
MOM: Rum and coke
ME: How does that make sense
MOM: I made it and now you make it I PASSED IT DOWN
MOM: and it’s important


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benjamemes:

Texts From Hillary Clinton 2012, 2013
BENJAMEME .007
Oil on vellum 

newest painting! prints available here: http://benjameme.net/shop
this could be my new fav.

benjamemes:

Texts From Hillary Clinton 2012, 2013

BENJAMEME .007

Oil on vellum 

newest painting! prints available here: http://benjameme.net/shop

this could be my new fav.


Bum Surgery

MOM: Dad just had his bum sliced open because of an infection. Probs gonna have a third tooth pulled. :-(
ME: What??? Are these things connected…? I’m so confused.
MOM: Ok, I just laughed so hard I cried!!!!! GUM! GUM, not bum!!!!!


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Nice Memory

ME: Did you ever smoke while you were pregnant with me? Be honest
MOM: No
(5 minutes later)
MOM: fine I had wine and a cig at my internship going away party and vomited into my briefcase on the train on the way home. Nice memory.


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