8:45 PM
- DAD: I want grandchildren do something
March 2012
7 posts
Star Wars
- ME: we are in the auditorium watching Star Wars because there’s a bomb threat.
- DAD: which star wars?
February 2012
9 posts
The Eclipse
- ME: Hey mom, what year is the eclipse?
- MOM: No idea! Eclipse? Solar or lunar? I didn’t hear a thing on the news about an eclipse! When did you hear about this?
- ME: Mom, you drive an eclipse.
SSDD
- ME: What r u up to?
- DAD: ssdd
- ME: ?
- DAD: same shit different day
- ME: HAHAHHAHA
The Bachelor
- MOM: I dont no how to do all caps but he is so ugly
Laughing Pigs
- MOM: Board meeting. Bored meeting.
- ME: blah
- MOM: Aargh! Tried to sneak a round of angry birds – thought phone on mute – when i hit the icon all you could hear were laughing pigs
Happy Valentine's Day from WPT
- MOM: Happy Valentines Day!
- ME: Thanks.
- MOM: I have a confession. Remember when you were in 4th grade and thought that “secret admirer” card was from Bobby? Well it was me.
- ME: WHAT!?!?!
- MOM: You liked him so much, I just didn’t want you to be heart broken.
- ME: Well it is now – Thanks CUPID!
The Best of Times
- MOM: Mark Twain wrote “A Tale of Two Cities”, yes? No?
- ME: No, Dickens. Oddly, today is Dickens’s 200th birthday.
- MOM: Will there be cake?
The Game
- ME: Mom I got a boyfriend
- MOM: Omg! Nice job :-)
- MOM: Send me a picture
- MOM: Secretly
- MOM: Don’t tell him you’re taking it
- MOM: Its like a game
January 2012
15 posts
Perfume
- MOM: Your perfume came in the mail. I sprayed it all over my body. I smell like a cookie.
“DOWAGER COUNTESS: I tried to use Google Plus but really everyone was in the Cousins circle.”
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When Dowager Countess Texts: Google+
I cannot stop reblogging. Apologies.
Swagger
- DOWAGER COUNTESS: What is swag?
- DOWAGER COUNTESS: Do I want it?
You're Welcome
- ME: Mom did you mean to send a message that says “you’re welcome” because the attachment won’t show.
- MOM: boooo, it was such a cute picture of a cat in a bowl.
