ME: We let mom and dad go on a hike to get alone... →
ME: Guess who is really good at surprises???
MOM: Grandma has cats on her socks.
ME: Oh that’s nice.
MOM: Word. What are you doing?
ME: At someone’s house
MOM: Oh. Is it a fun party atmosphere?
ME: I guess
MOM: Have fun and remember to act like a lady.
MOM: No drinking n pukin
MOM: That is NOT ladylike
DAD: A Guinea pig is up on the roof. Ill update you later.
DAD: The black and white one died.
ME: What is happening?!
(the next morning)
DAD: Could 3 hamsters live in a 55 gal tank with a guinea pig?
ME: How we doin on wine?
MOM: Always get more
WPT Presents: The Best of 2011 Awards
We, the admins of When Parents Text, would like to present our awards for 2011. But before we do, a quick look back at 2011: The first week of January 2011, we were featured in Entertainment Weekly. Edubs Must List in Penn Station By April 2011 we moved off Tumblr and began hosting ourselves on our very own beautiful, blue site. In August 2011 our book When Parents Text So Much Said… So...
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Mom, Chill With The Cookies
ME: I made some cookies. I burnt most of them though.
MOM: Sorryto hear about the cookie massacre!
MOM: The cookies may be burnt, but there never forgotten.
MOM: Shall we plan a museum to celebrate their former existence????
MOM: We could get money to build it by having a bake sale!!!
ME: Mom. Relax about the cookies.
MOM: WHO GAVE GRANDMA A PHONE AND WHY ON EARTH WOULD THEY GIVE HER UNLIMITED TEXTING?! oh god, how many have you gotten? i’m up to 18 in 8 minutes…
ME: i’m up to 25, dont complain…
Did you give or receive When Parents Text for the holidays? Let us know what you think! My cousin, Ella with her parents’ copy. Thank you for all your feedback, we’re so happy you’ve enjoyed the book! Happy Holidays from WPT!
UNCLE DON: Merry Christmas
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MOM: I just had a cialis moment
MOM: I finally remembered my password for that online Facebook thig!
ME: please google cialis moment and then make appt for me to see therapist
(5 minutes later)
MOM: Oops I have been using that a lot at work I thought it meant you remembered something
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Never Sleep Again
MOM: I am watching you sleep. Is that creepy?
MOM: I am now touching your fingertips to see if they are retractable
MOM: They are
Did everyone see our special holiday video? If you didn’t, you can watch it HERE. We’ll be the DEAL OF THE DAY on Amazon this Friday, December 16th. Our ebook will be heavily discounted, so plan accordingly. Also, we know it’s finals, so head over to whenparentstext.com for more texts and study breaks. Aristotle ME: Dilemma, I have a great seat in the library but I am...