Pinterest
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MOM:
Thanks for the invite to Pinterest.
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ME:
You are welcome. Do you love it?
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MOM:
Sorta. I have no idea how to use it. But all my friends are jealous and want an invite from me now. So that is fun.
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ME:
And?
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MOM:
I don’t know how to invite them.
Hot and Cold
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ME:
Come pick me up in like 15 minutes
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ME:
Never mind. 30 minutes.
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ME:
Could it be 45 minutes now?
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DAD:
YOU’RE HOT AND YOU’RE COLD YOU’RE YES AND YOU’RE NO YOU’RE IN AND YOUR OUT YOURE UP AND YOU’RE DOWN.
8:45 PM
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DAD:
I want grandchildren do something
Star Wars
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ME:
we are in the auditorium watching Star Wars because there’s a bomb threat.
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DAD:
which star wars?