- MOM: Thanks for the invite to Pinterest.
- ME: You are welcome. Do you love it?
- MOM: Sorta. I have no idea how to use it. But all my friends are jealous and want an invite from me now. So that is fun.
- ME: And?
- MOM: I don’t know how to invite them.
Hot and Cold
- ME: Come pick me up in like 15 minutes
- ME: Never mind. 30 minutes.
- ME: Could it be 45 minutes now?
- DAD: YOU’RE HOT AND YOU’RE COLD YOU’RE YES AND YOU’RE NO YOU’RE IN AND YOUR OUT YOURE UP AND YOU’RE DOWN.
- DAD: I want grandchildren do something
- ME: we are in the auditorium watching Star Wars because there’s a bomb threat.
- DAD: which star wars?