WHEN PARENTS TEXT: Archive

Mom, Chill With The Cookies

ME: I made some cookies. I burnt most of them though.
MOM: Sorryto hear about the cookie massacre!
MOM: The cookies may be burnt, but there never forgotten.
MOM: Shall we plan a museum to celebrate their former existence????
MOM: We could get money to build it by having a bake sale!!!
ME: Mom. Relax about the cookies.

Dec 28, 201197 notes

Unlimited Texting

MOM: WHO GAVE GRANDMA A PHONE AND WHY ON EARTH WOULD THEY GIVE HER UNLIMITED TEXTING?! oh god, how many have you gotten? i’m up to 18 in 8 minutes…
ME: i’m up to 25, dont complain…

Dec 28, 2011161 notes

Rave Reviews!

Did you give or receive When Parents Text for the holidays? Let us know what you think!

My cousin, Ella with her parents’ copy.

Thank you for all your feedback, we’re so happy you’ve enjoyed the book!

Happy Holidays from WPT!

Dec 26, 20111 note

Merry Christmas!

UNCLE DON: Merry Christmas
DAD: Good

Dec 25, 201171 notes

One of our new favorites.

Wishing everyone a happy holiday season! <3 WPT

Dec 23, 201113 notes

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Cialis Moment

MOM: I just had a cialis moment
ME: um……………
MOM: I finally remembered my password for that online Facebook thig!
ME: please google cialis moment and then make appt for me to see therapist
(5 minutes later)
MOM: Oops I have been using that a lot at work I thought it meant you remembered something

Dec 19, 201188 notes

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Never Sleep Again

MOM: I am watching you sleep. Is that creepy?
MOM: I am now touching your fingertips to see if they are retractable
MOM: They are

Dec 15, 2011258 notes

Study Break

Did everyone see our special holiday video? If you didn’t, you can watch it HERE.

We’ll be the DEAL OF THE DAY on Amazon this Friday, December 16th. Our ebook will be heavily discounted, so plan accordingly.

Also, we know it’s finals, so head over to whenparentstext.com for more texts and study breaks.

Aristotle

ME: Dilemma, I have a great seat in the library but I am hungry and have to go to the bathroom. If I leave my table will be gone. Arghh
MOM: I think that used to happen to Aristotle, too.
ME: I’m pretty sure no one stole aristotle’s seat in the ancient library
MOM: Plato did.

Dec 13, 20115 notes

Happiest of Holidays

ME: Are you excited for the christmas party tonight?
DAD: Your mother’s cried twice. Happy Holidays

Dec 13, 201166 notes

Play

Dec 8, 201114 notes

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Dead

DAD: Mom died
(5 minutes later)
DAD: Mom’s phone died. Sorry.

Dec 7, 2011707 notes

What is your favorite blog to book?

Dec 6, 20117 notes

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Daylight Savings

ME: Mom, did I see you last night? Sorry I came home a little hammered…
MOM: Um, yes. You did.
ME: Uh oh. What happened?
MOM: I reminded you to change your clocks and you burst into tears. I’ll remember it’s a sensitive subject from now on.

Dec 5, 2011253 notes

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WHEN PARENTS TEXT

December 2011

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