Email: News.
- DAD:
- Just finished vacuuming the downstairs. Some additional straightening left in the kitchen after I finish this coffee break, but not much. Also, remade the MBR bed with clean sheets. Even put the throw pillows on the bed!
- Lawn news-
- 1. Crows do not like pineapple.
- 2. Deer will nibble at pineapple, but not much.
- 3. Deer like apples.
- 4. Deer have nice manners. They eat an apple one bite at a time and do not try to eat the entire apple in one or two giant mulches.
- 5. Crows and deer will eat Arby’s leftovers, but crows will eat faster.
- 6. Both crows and deer approach food cautiously, looking around several times before the first bite as they appear to be sneaking up on food.
- Real Housewives of NYC- Jill, Alex, Kelly, and Cindy (the newcomer) have been replaced for next season. Now you know. Plan accordingly.
- Back to work. “As The World Turns” may be coming on at 2pm, and I certainly do not want to miss it. Janice may be embezzling from her company, and Lolita may be having an affair with Marilyn’s best friend’s husband.
- Yours truly,
- Ernie Gluckman
- (aka Vacuum Man)
- (or is it Vacuous Man)
