Disappointed
- Mom: Btw- In the car yesterday i knew what you meant when you were on the phone with your friend and said “Do you want to poke smot?” MOMMY IS DISAPPOINTED!!!!!
December 2010
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When Grandparents Text: Oprah
- Grandma: Jk ROWLAND On Oprah today.
Home
- Me: Just got home
- Mom: Where?
Nerb
- Dad: I think the party is a noun and a verb. How cool is that. A nerb or a voun.
Disappointed
- Mom: Btw- In the car yesterday i knew what you meant when you were on the phone with your friend and said “Do you want to poke smot?” MOMMY IS DISAPPOINTED!!!!!
Did you know?
- Mom: You know what happens when you rip all the carpet out of your house? All the dust flies everywhere and never lands.
Distracted
- Mom: Hey me and dad are at this really cool bar downtown there are lots of cute boys your age
- Mom: So distracting
Happy New Year's Eve!
- Mom: Eat before you drink and have a fat or oil or nuts. No Tylenol!! Hydrate!! Eat pizza before you go out, eat eggs in the AM! WATER BETWEEN DRINKS!!!! Nuprin before bed!! I love you, Mom!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
- Mom:
- ❤♫❤♫❤.•*¨`*•..¸♥☼♥ ¸.•*¨`*•.♫❤♫❤♫❤.
- ╔═════════ ೋღ❤ღೋ ═════════╗
- ೋ ❤❤❤~~HAPPY NEW YEAR~~❤❤❤ ೋ
- ╚═════════ ೋღ❤ღೋ ═════════╝
- ❤♫❤♫❤.•*¨`*•..¸♥☼♥ ¸.•*¨`*•.♫❤♫❤♫❤
Lag
- Mom: We are having lag at maryanns and scotts
- Me: Lag?
- Mom: Lasagna
- Me: You can’t abbreviate lasagna
- Mom: ok
Nerb
- Dad: I think the party is a noun and a verb. How cool is that. A nerb or a voun.
The Store
- MOM: I would like u to go to the store.
- ME: what store?
- MOM: ur going to the store.
- ME: …what store?
- MOM: I need something to cook for tonight.
- ME: WHAT STORE?
- MOM: dollar store.
Home
- Me: Just got home
- Mom: Where?
My Mellow
- Mom: Everybody’s overly dramatic asses are really harshing my mellow
Meeting the GF
- Mom: So Stephanie friended me, and I confirmed. And she sent me a MESSAGE!! I don’t remember how to answer. So please tell her we’re really looking forward to her coming and does she like dark meat or white meat chicken! Also are there foods she really doesn’t like ie string beans, though I will still make them for me and Aaron or is she allergic to anything.
It's a Hit!
- Dad: THE SWEATER WAS A HUGE HIT. I THINK ITS CUASE IT WAS ARGYLE.
False Alarm
- Dad: Is mom alive? Not answering her phone.
- Me: We are at the doctor we can’t answer
- Dad: Ok. I thought it might have been a double murder! See you later.
Amber Alert
- Mom: Just got an Amber Alert text. Be on the lookout for a 1998 Red Ford Taurus, license place DRM 284.
- Me: Why do you get those things?
- Mom: So I can help fight crime! I’m one of the good guys!
False Alarm
- Dad: Is mom alive? Not answering her phone.
- Me: We are at the doctor we can’t answer
- Dad: Ok. I thought it might have been a double murder! See you later.
It's a Hit!
- Dad: THE SWEATER WAS A HUGE HIT. I THINK ITS CUASE IT WAS ARGYLE.
