This happened!
WHEN PARENTS TEXT
small keypad, old hands
Google Things
| MOM: | at work … Bored |
|---|---|
| ME: | google things |
| MOM: | did that |
| ME: | ok |
| MOM: | I now know all about shoulder surgeries and the apostle Paul |
Taxes
| MOM: | I think the man that did our taxes is out of jail im gonna see if i can get a copy of them |
|---|
“Trouble”, 2013, 2013
BENJAMEME .010
Oil on vellum
Grumpy Cat 2012, 2013
BENJAMEME .009
Oil on vellum
Meatballs
| MOM: | will you go out tonight and party with your friends or stay home and eat meatballs alone again? |
|---|---|
| ME: | meatballs |
| MOM: | please go out I want grandchildren |
Statistics
| ME: | I hate stats |
|---|---|
| MOM: | I’m sorry |
| ME: | seriously, it makes no sense. who created this stuff?? |
| MOM: | Men |
Ermahgerd 2012, 2013
BENJAMEME .008
Oil on vellum
I’m speaking at the Li.st Summit today about Benjamemes and WPT. http://thelistsummit.eventbrite.com/
Wish me luck!
THE TIME HAS FINALLY ARRIVED!! OUR APP IS HERE AND WE ARE OVERJOYED TO SHARE IT WITH YOU, OUR WONDERFUL AND DEDICATED FAN BASE.
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! WE LOVE YOU.
LOVE,
SOPHIA AND LAUREN
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